Monty Python And The Meaning Of Life

It took God six days to create the earth, and Monty Python just 90 minutes to screw it up.

1970 lerin sonunda dağılan İngiliz kara mizahının en tanınmış grubu (john cleese, graham chapman, michael palin, terry jones, eric idle ve terry gilliam) Monty Python'un 1983 senesinde çekilmiş son filmleri dün gece cnbc-e de yayınlandı bende izleme fırsatı buldum.

Filmde hayatı doğumdan ölüme 7+1 bölüme bölerek inanılmaz komik ve deneysel bir film çıkmış ortaya. Bazı sahneler inanılmaz absürd mesela hayatımda izlediğim en mide bulandırıcı kusma sahnesine sahip film ayrıca Quentin Tarantinon kan fışkıran sahneleri bu film yanında halt etmiş . Üstelik aa ne iğrenç kan var öyle gibi tepkilerde vermek zorunda kalmıyorsunuz çünkü mizahıda , absürtlüğüde dozunda vermeyi başarmışlar. Aslında baştan aşağı her sahnesi hakkında ayrı ayrı tartışılacak bir film ama izlemeyenler için daha konu hakkında bilgi verip baymamak için filmdeki bazı çok güzel şarkıların lyriclerini yazıyorum:


Penis Song:
Isn't It Awfully Nice To Have A Penis - Monty Python
Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy,
It's devine to own a dick.
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick!
So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trousers snake.
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your Percy or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons,
You can slip it in your sock.
Just don't take it out in public,
Or they will put you in the dock
...And you won't
come
back.


O Lord Please Don't Burn Us:
O Lord Please Don't Burn Us - Monty Python
O Lord, please don't burn us,
Don't grill us or toast your flock,
Don't put us on a barbecue,
Or simmer us in stock,
Don't braise us or bake or boil us,
Or stir-fry us in a wok.
Oh please don't lightly poach us,
Or baste us with hot fat,
Don't fricassee or roast us,
Or boil us in a vat,
And please don't stick thy servants, Lord,
In a Rotissomat.

Every sperm is sacred:
Every sperm is sacred - Monty Python
There are Jews in the world, there are Buddhists,
There are Hindus and Mormons and then,
There are those that follow Mohammed,
But I've never been one of them...
I'm a Roman Catholic, and have been since the day I was born,
And the one thing they say about Catholics,
Is they'll take you as soon as you're warm...
You don't have to be a six-footer,
You don't have to have a great brain,
You don't have to have any clothes on -
You're a Catholic the moment dad came...
because...
Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate.
Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate.
Let the heathen spill theirs, on the dusty ground,
God shall make them pay for each sperm that can't be found
Every sperm is wanted, every sperm is good,
Every sperm is needed in your neighbourhood.
Hindu, Taoist, Mormon,
Spill theirs just anywhere,
But God loves those who treat their
Semen with more care.
Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.
Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is good,
Every sperm is needed,
In your neighbourhood.
Every sperm is useful, every sperm is fine,
God needs everybody's,
Mine
And mine
And mine
Let the Pagan spill theirs,
O'er mountain, hill and plain,
God shall strike them down for
Each sperm that's spilt in vain.
Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is good,
Every sperm is needed in your neighbourhood.
Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate.